- Friday Thoughts and Links
Chin pubes?
More like 70s chin bush by way of Rip Van Winkle werewolf Sy Sperling miracle gro Chia Pet Star Trek Genesis Project Doctor Who hirsute regeneration formula number nine.
Or something like hat.
And boobs.
Good bless the inner sideboob revealing dress. Take that Victorian Era!
Here’s your links:
Your HCwDB Book Pick of the Week: “In [...]
- Ask DB1: A ?Bag Alone?
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DB1,
What is a Douchebag without a Hott? I don’t mean a group of ‘Bags about to descend on Hotts, as we see so often. I mean a full-on douchebag all by his lonesome.
What is he?
Or perhaps the question is, a douchebag all alone is like ________________.
Yours in continued opposition to the [...]
- Friday Haiku
Mr. Jay Louis:
What’d I ever do to you?
This is so harsh, man…
Shake it off, DarkSock…
Just pull it together, Man…
*takes a deep breath, then…*
Jill always wanted
A Chaz Bono Shit Golem;
Now what, Jill? Now what???
or
Not sayin’ Jan’s dumb,
But she clearly cannot tell
Douche from Shinola.
As always, your turn
Awaits [...]
- 10th Grade Melvin Looks Not Where He Points
With Carla at the Junior Prom, 10th Grade Melvin just peaked in life.
A forty year career in sanitation on the outskirts of Jersey awaits. So perhaps we should let him have this moment.
Then again, douche-hair. No pass.
I will wait until Carla turns 18 before drooling on her kneecaps like a weathered [...]
- Ask DB1: The Flat-Brimmed Cap
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Dear DB1,
Whither the flat-brimmed cap?
What fashion most foul foisted it upon an unsuspecting public?
Methinks it now equals auto-douche, although, over the years, me have thunk many things, including:
1) Tiffani Amber-Thiessen was a highly under-appreciated actress
2) The Hawley-Smoot Act of 1933 was good policy; [...]
- Where?s Mutant Troll Doll?
Somewhere in this pic of typical rural asswankery hitting on skinny giggle Tina, I’ve carefully hidden a mutant troll doll with bonus firecrotch (not pictured, thankfully).
Look closely.
Can you set his hairspray on fire?
- HCwDB of the Month: Grover McPocalypse and Sarah Lawrence Sarah
A date late to tallying the award because the DB1 is hard at work on new show-stuff, but the regs brought A-Game Mock. And The Grovester and SLS barely took the prize.
And lets not forget Grover McP choke-throttling Heather.
The voters speak:
Douchble Helix: My vote is for Grover, who I think has it [...]
- George Takei is a ?Bag Hunter
Are you listening, Brobot?
- Eye, Brobot
Choke scarves, moob shirts, and trashy woo girls are no way to go through life, Brobot. Especially if you’re a brobot sent from the future to prevent the creator of P90X from being born in the great time-traveling “DVD Workout War” of 2013.
- Esoteric Wednesday
The fish.
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