I'm supposed to do one more article, but it's Friday night, and I'm beat. I worked my ass off all day writing articles about Robocop and elderly porn stars. It's time to unwind. And what better way to do that than with a little music? But this isn't just any old music. It's Gylne Tider's version of "Let It Be." Who's Gylne Tider? I'm glad you asked. They're a famous Swedish pop-group group of talkshow hosts, and they've made the greatest video in the history of the world for a Norwegian television network.
You don't believe me? Well if you can find another music video featuring Tubbs from "Miami Vice," George from "Seinfeld," a James Bond, Steve Guttenberg, Huey Lewis, Tonya Harding and literally dozens of other random celebrities and near-celebrities, you can call me a liar. Until then, watch and learn. Prepare for shock and awe! (Thank you, Fark)
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This is a music video that promotes the Norwegian television entertainment program "Golden Times". The program runs on the TV channel, TV2 in Norway.
They say youth is wasted on the young. That may be so, but as I’m about to demonstrate, porn is definitely wasted on the old. I’ve got nothing against old people. In fact, I prefer their company to people my own age. But when it comes to seeing old people naked, I’ll take a pass. I’m not sure who watches this stuff, much less why. But somebody must. Why else would they make it? I know this is America (at least for the next few years), so to each his own. But even so, gross.
Please note that as best I can tell, the information I’m presenting is accurate. That being said, I wouldn’t use it as a source for a term paper. And to all the *ssholes who are about to call me out in the comment section for “not doing my research,” good for you. I’m glad your knowledge of old-withered genitals is superior to mine. You win!
And with that, here are 10 porn stars over the age of 50.
I love getting paid. We Internet writers don’t get paid much in comparison to other writing jobs out there, but my job is fun and freeing, and I like it. But do you know what the down side of that is? When you render my computer useless by creating a virus or a malware application that turns my powerful PC in to a pile of whimpering retarded snot that can’t open any useful applications, because doing the leg work it takes to open said applications would snap its frail legs in eight places and give it a seizure that ends with my computer speaking French for the rest of its life. I am thankful for your tireless work, as you are always, at all times, developing new and exciting ways to indirectly prevent me from doing my job, thus making me poor. And you have no idea how much I like being poor, what with all of the nourishing ramen noodles and Chef Boyardee cans I am forced to consume because of my poorness.
George Lopez stopped by Conan and confirmed why you've never watched his show by continuining to not be funny as he took time to make some groundbreaking Latino jokes that are as fresh as anything in Carlos Mencias hack bag of tricks.
