- Offended is the New Black
I-Am-Outraged.com: Compose Instant Angst-Drenched Complaints!Embrace the Global Mega-Fad of Egoistic Sanctimony!...
- Trashville Ditty Limits
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- The Devolution Will Be Televised
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- "I'd Like to Firebomb the Academy..."
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- Feeling the Love
Every day, a steady stream of gushing fan mail pours into CHICKENHEAD's useful and informative websites. As another year draws to a close, we invite you to view selected highlights from our mail bag. But be advised: prolonged perusing...
- Chickenhead to Daily News: Drop Dead
Chickenhead has received a belated holiday greeting from the legal department of the New York Daily News. Read our festive exchange!...
- Amerricka Speeks!
NEW! DEAR DUBYA: A Totally Unauthorized Snoop Inside the Presidential Mailbag: It's the long-awaited WHITEHOUSE.ORG reader mail BOOK – widly rumored to make a not-altogether-horrible GIFT! PROCURE IT IMMEDIATELY!...
- BLACK MAGICK SPELLS & CURSES!
Abandon all hope, ye who enter my wicked evil website! I am Raven, bound concubine of the Dark Prince, and these are my bitchin' spells. Only true practitioners of the black arts (like me or my Satanic apprentice Tommy...
- Lactose Infatuated
Experience the tasteful, appealing cow juice advertisements dismissed as "TOO HOT" by KILLJOY DORKOTRONICS at the U.S. Dairy Association:...
- Super Spy-O-Matic!
NEW! Simply enter the name of anyone you find suspicious, and Super Spy-O-Matic instantly cross-references NSA domestic phone, e-mail, travel and banking databases to expose shockingly seditious behavior and attitudes! TRY IT!...
- Hot GodCast Action
Wholesome Landover Baptist Church GodCasts are now online. Glory!...
- eBay Ultra-Deliciousness
It's a very rare home indeed that can't be aesthetically enhanced with a cuddly porcupine carcass, artfully displayed amongst realistic vinyl ferns, and posed as if sharpening its enormous orange choppers on a crusty old deer antler. Please, don't...
- MISSED CONNECTIONS
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- HOLD ON TO YOUR BIBLES!
BEHOLD: GODLY new toilet reading from Landover Baptist Church: Order Yours Now - OR BURN IN HELL!...
- Self-Help For Retards!
From Chickenhead's Pals, Highly Defective People...
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